Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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