- Anti Joke

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,