- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A man died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

I love alchohol!

kieran is a homosexual

Anyone can post anything.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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