- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...