- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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