I'd like to make a withdraw

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How many light bulbs? 1

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

The cream, it is coming

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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