A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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