- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Actually it was me Josh brown

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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