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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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