- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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