White NBA players.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Dwarf Shortage

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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ur mum

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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