Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

2 black kids walk into school

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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