- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

One, two, three, four and five

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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