- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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