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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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