Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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