- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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