- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

if you don't like this you're gay

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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