Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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