What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Justin beiber's penis

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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