Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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