- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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