- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Go away still nothing to see

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

antonio has a penis head.lol

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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