- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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