How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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