Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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