- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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