What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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ugvvvvvv

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Anti Joke

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