Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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