What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Camerons hair is Curly..

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Charlie Sheen is winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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