What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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derp

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Anti Joke

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