A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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