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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A lot eh?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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