- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Japan

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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