- Anti Joke

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.