What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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