knock knock who's there ?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A gay man watches football.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Caolan and Eamon

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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