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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Black people in Camden NJ.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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