- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

everybody loves raymond

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's brown and sticky? A stick

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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