Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Camerons hair is Curly..

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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