A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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