- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Caramel Boing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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