- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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