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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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