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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Diarrhea

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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