- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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