Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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