A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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your face

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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