Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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