- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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