- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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