- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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