- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Fine, ladies first.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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