- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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