- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

you gay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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