What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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