"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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I love pissing people off :P

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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