One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

boobs!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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