- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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