What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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