How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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