- Anti Joke

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?