Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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