Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Actually it was me Josh brown

Camerons hair is Curly..

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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