How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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