- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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