Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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