- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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