What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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