ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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