- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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