Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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