- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

justin beiber sucks

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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