Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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BIG PENIS

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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