- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

say it ten times fast: oh

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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