- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

PENIS lol

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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