y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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