- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Actually it was me Josh brown

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

joke under this line wins _________________________

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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