A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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