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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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