A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

A bar walks into a man

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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