- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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