- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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