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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

So this guy was making a sandwich...

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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