- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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