Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Penis

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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