- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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