- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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