kieran is a homosexual

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knock knock come in !

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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This is an anti-joke.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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