- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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