scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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I don't get it

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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