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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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