How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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roak

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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The Labour Party.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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