Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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