How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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all the kids had fun

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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