- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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