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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

pull my finger (farts)

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what is 3+3= 8

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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