- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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