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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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