- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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