- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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