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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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