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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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