- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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