What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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National security?

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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