Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Lololol

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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