I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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