- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How High is a Chinese man

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I don't get it

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A young baby died.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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