- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What hurts like hell? HELL

outside your comfort zone

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

knock knock Goodbye

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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