Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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