A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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