- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Women's Rights

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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