- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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