What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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