What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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