Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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