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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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