a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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