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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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