- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

123 f*ck off

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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