What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

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