- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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