- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

So FDR walks into a bar.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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