A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

im gay

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

someone called someone else a frog

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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