What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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