- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

knock knock... ...no answer

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Bob Saget that is all

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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