I love you

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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- Helen Keller

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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