- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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