roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man died.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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