- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.