What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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