- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

women rights

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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