- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

I named my son ps2 controller

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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